So earlier, I was out shopping for clothes, picking out something I liked. And then, this little kid comes up and says, ‘Wow, a big dog!’ and starts petting my head.
Hey, I’m still a puppy 🐶, you know? Plus, you know I hate having my head touched. You don’t like it either.
So, I was like, ‘Woof woof woof!’ to show my point.
The kid jumped back, startled. So with my fluffy head, like a lion’s mane, I shook it and went ‘Woof woof!’ again. Then, a store clerk came over to calm things down.
You know me, I don’t fight, but she was a bit much.
But I think I might’ve given the kid an unforgettable scare. 😅
Now that I’m home, I’m a little worried.
Am I a childhood dream crusher?
What if the police come? (Feeling gloomy…)
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Don’t worry. As the kid walked away, they muttered, ‘Stupid fluffball’….
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