Comments to an Ex

Somewhere on a forum, I stumbled upon a post suggesting we write comments to our exes. He (or maybe she) decided to start first, kicking off with this line:

‘I hope the times we spent together brought you happiness.’

She (probably) might have left him coldly or maybe it was an unavoidable split. The words echo more of longing and regret than bitterness, but can we ever be sure the other person feels the same? Relationships are funny that way. Depending on who tells the story, it could be a romance or a horror tale. 🎭

Anyway, there are over a thousand comments below this post, each telling a different story, which is quite fascinating. Life really is unique for everyone, huh? As I read through, I found some comments sweet yet heartbreaking, while others were chilling curses. Some even sounded like they could lead to serious trouble if acted upon. Folks, maybe consider a violence test before dating. 😂 Let me share some of the interesting comments…


‘May you fail in every future relationship and live lonely ever after.’

Urgently needs an exorcism 🌪️

‘I miss your dog so much 😢’

Animal lover ❤️

‘I know your sister’s a temp teacher and a scammer. 168cm loser.’

Curious about the backstory 📚

‘How are you…’

No one new, feeling bored 🤔

‘Go to hell, you jerk.’

Wondering about their gender 🤷‍♂️

‘I went through so much alone. You seemed happy with that guy. After 4 years and breaking up, I realized I loved you. Sorry for realizing too late and being clingy. Heard you’re marrying the guy you’re with now, live well. I still check your SNS, this pathetic ex is finally moving on. You filled my 20s with happy memories and dreams. Live well! Just had a drink, suddenly felt like writing this.’

Pathetic novelist 🍷

‘I can’t stand you, so please stay away from groups I join first.’

Reasonable gentleman or lady 🤝

‘You left me knowing I couldn’t live without you. It’s so hard living without you, I feel like I’m suffocating. I miss you so much, want to talk again. Every hard moment was bearable with you, but now it’s unbearable.’

Breathless while reading 😮‍💨

‘Sorry for recommending WATT stocks.’

Don’t take stock tips from others 📉

‘Never got to sleep with you, feels unfair. Can it still happen now?’

Awkward 🤦‍♂️

‘You’re a girl with poor judgment for not realizing what a gem I am. You’ll never find a better guy than me, lol.’

She probably already did 🤭

‘Hope your remaining life is miserable and lonely, live long.’

Is it a curse or a blessing? 🤔

‘Haha, serves you right for buying that stock.’

Double whammy for them 💥

‘Still watching your dramas, you’re still so pretty..’

Envious admirer 😍

‘Take care, but you were prettier than my current girlfriend.’

Honest guy 😅

‘Your daughter looks like you before surgery. Glad I didn’t marry you.’

She might feel the same 🤐

‘Sorry for not sharing a bowl of shaved ice. Should’ve loved even the Helicobacter germs… Goodbye, take care.’

Cleanliness fanatic 🧼

‘A two-year revenge completed. Hope I’m an eternal sore memory.’

Revenge saga 🔥

‘Let’s go to hell together.’

What even is this? 🤨

‘There’s nothing left… nothing… nothing… 😭’

😭

‘I miss you, bro.’

Gasp! 😲


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