It was the weekend, and I was lazily lounging at home all day. When I finally stepped out for a moment, something suddenly dropped from a tree. 🌳
What on earth is this? 🤔
If it had been 400 years ago, I might have discovered gravity before Newton. 🌌
Looking closely, it was a bit creepy. 😨
It looked like a monster from ‘The Binding of Isaac,’ a game I deleted after finding it boring. 🎮
So bizarre, so strange… 😲
Thinking it might be an alien, I searched with Google Lens, but all I got was a bunch of fruit results. Didn’t even bother reading. 🚀🍇
Looking up, similar things were hanging on the branch. Probably fruit. 🍏
For those curious about the kind of fruit, I snapped a picture of the tree. (You’re welcome) 🌳📸
And then suddenly, a car zoomed by and smashed the fruit. 🚗💥
Maybe I could have invented fruit juice alongside discovering gravity. Or a mortar and pestle? (Did they exist back then?) 🍹
Just in case, I searched with Google Lens again… Google, you’re still a bit off. 🤖
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